A Jersey boy must choose between his beloved porn and his flesh-and-blood girlfriend in Don Jon (2013). Jon (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) is a gold-chain-and-tracksuit-clad lifelong resident of New Jersey whose cocky charisma allows him to hook up with a “10″ every weekend. But the hottest babes on the boardwalk are nothing compared with Jon’s true love–sitting alone in front of his laptop whacking it to online porn. That all changes when he meets Barbara (Scarlett Johansson), his sexy new girlfriend who has a very different idea of how relationships should work. Scarlett is her usual non-nude self here, although a slice of sideboob from Scarlett (like the one she shows 31 minutes in) is worth at least four funbags from anyone else. Don Jon will make your dong long.
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